DHAF sneek peek: Discord's Got a Little List

Narrator: and now it's time for a Dusty Hooves & Friends Music Moment today's song: Discord's Got a Little List

[it opens to the events from season 2 episode 2 with Discord sitting in his chair]

Discord: Now, I have no doubt that perhaps there may exist some mild discontent amongst some of you about the recent changes I have implemented. Lest you be considering any sort of uprising, I should warn you I am quite prepared to make an example of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are!
[singing] As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There's the Cowpony with the hooves who bucks a lot of trees,
The Pegasus who like making friends with animals that she sees,
The Red pony who only says Eyep & Eeenope!,
And Rarity for being so very genorous,
And Jokestrrap's ineffective women grabbing tricks.
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.

Gray Ponies: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed,
They'd none of them be missed.

Discord: There's the Pink Pony dancing around waving like a fool,
And Pinkamina Diane, I've got her on the list.
And the Unicorn playing shark while he swimming in the pool.
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
There's the foul-smelling horse who comes to school in camouflage,
And every bleeding member of the cast of The original MLP,
And while we're on the subject, PBS deserves a whack
For making brand new shows that don't show any kind of sense!
And colts who when you shake their hoof just bump you with their brohoof.
I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed.

Gray Ponies: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed,
They'd none of them be missed.

Discord: There's the pony who thinks she's beter than everyone else
And Trixie blue uni. I've got her on the list.
And the smarty on Hearth's Warming who says, "It's the trip-toe-fane!" (tryptophan)
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife,
(falsetto) "You know, someone should do a sitcom based around my life!"
(normal voice) The guy who watched Thomas the Tank Engine back in 1994
And won't admit the dang thing isn't funny anymore.

Discord & Gray ponies: And anyone
And everyone...
Who's ever...
Made me MAD!

Gray Ponies: Made me mad!
Made me really really MAD!

Discord: I've got them on the list.
They'd none of them be missed

Gray Ponies: They'd be none, they'd be...
They'd be none, they'd be none of them be missed.

Gray Ponies: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed...

Discord: They'd none

Gray Ponies: None of them...
Of...
None of them...
Them...
None of them

Discord & Gray Ponies: Be...
Missed!

Gray Big Machintosh: None of them be missed!